The Benchman wishes some football managers would put more thought into their post-match comments when speaking to the press.
MYSTERY PIC: Can you name this Hearts stalwart who started his career at Brockville? Tweet your answer @FalkirkHeraldSp I DECLARE THIS PITCH: Not quite sure if we needed that “ceremony” to launch the new pitch and the first SPFL home game. The dignitaries looked a wee bit sheepish. The pitch itself was very impressive and played well. AFTERMATCH COMMENTS: We should have a list of 20 comments and just ask the losing manager for the number. It would save a lot of time and verbiage. All Alan Moore would have to say is: “Number eight lads.” Number eight? “We played well for half an hour and Falkirk were the better team after that.” Simples.